Sinking Low Enough To Get A Texas DUI

I was going to my sister's wedding. She was marrying my ex-fiance, so I knew the weekend would be tough, but I never would have guessed that it would culminate in a Texas DUI. I knew that I would appreciate the open bar my parents were sponsoring, and that I would be compelled to rent a black convertible (red is too flashy), but I never knew that I could sink low enough to get a Texas DUI. I thought that I would go to the wedding, hate every minute of it, and never want to go back to the state of Texas again, but because of my Texas DUI, I need to go back next week.

My Cruel Sister Drove Me To Get A Texas DUI

What will I be able to tell the judge about my Texas DUI? I am a good girl! I don't do stupid things like drink and drive, but won't he sympathize with me when he hears about my gracious attendance at my cruel sister's wedding? Won't he understand that a screwed up enough family event can drive even the most responsible of women to get a Texas DUI?

I didn't get into an accident. I must have been driving badly because I caught the eye of a cop who pulled me over and gave me the ticket and wouldn't let me drive back to the hotel. Even he couldn't believe that I was in town for my sister's destination-wedding at the Alamo. Even he couldn't believe that he was giving a Texas DUI to someone like me.

So, don't you think the judge will be sympathetic? Maybe the judge will realize I have had enough punishment in my life already, thanks to my family. Maybe he will recognize that I don't need my Texas DUI on my permanent record.